Big transfer news !

After 4 consecutive defeats at the start of the season,Andrew's Under 9s football team was low in confidence and looking at a long hard struggle for survival.We'd played 4 ...goals for 5,goals against 20,points 0.
Thru my extensive scouting system, we signed Theo Walcott from Arsenal for "a few bags of Walkers crisps" -sold at a specialty shop near us.
The deal was done,and Theo helped turn the season with some stunning displays,as Navy moved from dead last to the fringes of a Champions League place (well..5th out of 10).
The fee is a complex one structured on appearances and goals...I may need to buy another 6 pack this month-roast chicken ,no less !
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